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July 07, 2004
Be Prepared
Just so you don't think this dad is not doing anything to prepare for the little one, here is a picture of required reading. This is a hilarious book of how-to for new fathers. Here is just one funny excerpt from the book.
"From the moment your partner starts nursing, her breasts are off limits to you. The property rights have officially transferred to the baby. At some point you may be offered a time-share opportunity, but in the meanwhile, just go about your business and disregard the parade of mammaries flouncing by your face day and night. And don't even consider the irony that at the very moment they become forbidden, her breasts are bigger and firmer than they've ever been before (and will ever be again)."
Posted by mku at July 7, 2004 04:57 PM